I got one and he got two
It’s not fair to me
I got a brown one and he got blue
It’s not fair to me
He beat my score on the video game
It’s not fair to me
We both did it, but I got blamed
It’s not fair to me
Is anybody listening?
Can’t anybody see?
I’m the one who’s suffering
And it’s not fair to me
My brother got a brand new bike
It’s not fair to me
And I got his old one that I don’t like
It’s not fair to me
The window on my side won’t go down
It’s not fair to me
I got a blue one and he got brown
It’s not fair to me
The whole world is against me
It’s so plain to see
Someone call the President
It’s not fair to me
I dropped my ice cream in the sand
It’s not fair to me
And he still has his in his hand
It’s not fair to me
You always think you have it worse
It’s not fair to me
Why can’t you see I’m the one who’s cursed?
It’s not fair to me
You know that we might both be wrong
To make this great big fuss
It‘s not just not fair to me
It’s not fair to us
It’s not fair to us
It’s not fair to us
We’re all bozos on this bus
It’s not fair to us
It’s not fair to me
It’s not fair to me
Why can’t anybody see?
It’s not fair to me
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