This is an old New Orleans song written by Huey “Piano” Smith—I wrote some new verses. What gloriously dumb song.

What’cha gonna do when the wind don’t blow!
Don’tcha just know it
Get out the oars cause you’re gonna have to row
Don’tcha just know it

CHORUS
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Way-oh (way-oh)
Gooba gooba gooba gooba
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Ha ha ha ha (ha ha ha ha)
Way-oh (way-oh)

Apples and bananas are my favorite fruits
Don’tcha just know it
I like to go swimming in my birthday suit
Don’tcha just know it

CHORUS

My brother got a hamster and we thought it was a boy
Don’tcha just know it
It had a dozen babies and my momma’s overjoyed
Don’tcha just know it

CHORUS (2 times)

Yesterday I went to the zoo
Don’tcha just know it
I saw a little monkey and he looked like you

CHORUS (2 times)

© Smith and Vincent, Cotillion Music. Additional verses by Bill Harley.