I hope you’re well. I hope your loved ones are well. I hope you’re not crazy. Or at least really crazy. Or just good crazy.
Who knew? I’m looking out my office window on a sunny day and you’d never know there was anything wrong. But there is, and we’re in the middle of it. We’re well at our house, but aware that things change in a heartbeat. One of the things we’ve been doing more of lately is heading to the beach which is, for the most part, empty of people and where Django can run his to his heart’s delight. I hope you have a place to be outside to feel the sun and the wind on your face.
This will be a short newsletter, just to stay in touch but I wanted to let you know a couple of things.
Upcoming Shows
I’m doing a couple of online shows in the next week – one for adults and one for families. I’ve got a new story I’ll tell in the family show – it’s about the King of Buttinsky, who – oh, you’ll just have to watch. I’m also planning a series of live – virtual shows for the new year I’ll be performing from the Columbus Theater in Providence. We’re excited about working with them and the production will be a cut above me in office with an iPhone. We’ve got some fun stuff planned and you’ll be able to purchase tickets for each show or all four at a discount. Stay tuned for more soon.
Thursday, December 10th 5:30-6:30 – Celebration and Fundraiser with The Village Common of RI – celebrating another successful year making a real difference in the lives of older adults in RI. You don’t have to live in RI to enjoy this concert which is held via ZOOM! Tickets Here
Saturday, December 12th 10:30am – Virtual(!) Kids at the Cabot. Tickets are free for this family concert but donations gratefully accepted. Check Here for more information.
Big Sale - Get it Now!
It’s that time of year, and here at the Intergalactic Office of Round River Productions, we do have something for everyone on your list – stories, songs, books, both ridiculous and meaningful. And there’s a sale! 10% off everything! (Except the dog – he stays.) We especially love people who buys cds and get them out of our basement (seen here!!!)
And of course, I am more than happy to sign any book or cd, personalizing it for the recipient! It’s how I’m planning to spend the month of December. Locked in the basement, signing with a sharpie. Please contribute to my incarceration.
I’m working on a new book and looking for the right voice for the narrator. It’s a fantasy, so I’ve been going back and reading the classics – Tolkein and others including The Once and Future King by T.H. White. I’m completely in love with the first section, The Sword in the Stone. Funny and moving and beautifully written. Both J.K. Rowling and Neil Gaiman cite it as a major influence (Dumbledore and Merlyn, anyone?) and I can see why. It’s a great read aloud, too, if you’re looking for something to read your eight to ten year old. Or younger. Or older.
I hope you’ll come see me, if only virtually. Wear your masks. Keep your distance. Make cookies and send them to people. Even me!
Yours, as long as it takes!
6 Albums on 1 usb!
Back when people were still going to concerts, we made some USBs that have 6 different albums on each one. But since everyone has been staying home, they’ve just been gathering dust. So, to celebrate the holiday season, we’ve put them in the store. If you have a computer, just plug the USB in, drag the files to your music library and enjoy!
USB1: Stories for Younger Kids is a mix of stories and songs that are shorter and sillier, perfect for younger listeners and a great introduction to the world of storytelling.
USB2: Songs for the Whole Family works for all ages. A musical collection of diverse styles and genres these are Bill’s classic and most beloved songs.
USB3: Growing up Stories for All Ages – stories of trouble – at home, at school, at the swimming pool, a collection of longer stories that will help you remember your own growing up stories.
USB4: Songs & Stories for Adults. Songs and stories about work and play, parenting, caring for the planet we share, and celebrating our common humanity, all with Bill’s trademark wit and wisdom.
Don’t forget the Grab Bag
Each grab bag is a surprise, but we guarantee it will be filled with a ton of Bill Harley. The perfect gift and, with 10% off, it’s an even better deal!