And the winner is..., 3/2016

They're all counted and we have a winner. If only this election was longer and the other shorter. There were six titles vying to be Bill Harley's new song. They were all well-behaved, listened to each other, and refused all PAC money.

In this case, any one of them could be a winner, and we'd all be happy. But the voters have spoken, and the winner is "Well...I'm Sorry" submitted by Donald Azar, age 10.

I'm in the middle of writing a book and a ridiculous touring schedule, so will get to this in mid-May. Thanks for all your submissions - and I think I'll be using more than one of them in the future.